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		Tucker Carlson (September 25) (703) 519-6456 8331 Vicar Lane Alexandria, VA 22032-3042 Three children: Sally, 14, Cody, 10, and Andrew, 7. Sally attends Douglas McArthur Elementary School. Cody and Andrew go to George Washington Middle School. A Lincoln man, Tucker usually drives his Cashmere 2004 Ultimate L Town Car (Virginia tags 2YL-1BR), though at times we've photographed him babying his 1939 Zephyr in his driveway. Tucker's wife, Betty, drives a Merlot 2004 4X4 Navigator (Virginia tags 2YL-1BT).

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